Champion!

Yesterday, I witnessed the performance of a world champion, a Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Schumi all in one. Don't believe me?

Watch: $500
Handphone: $350
Taxi fare: $8
Look on my boss' face when he sees his staff late for one hour: priceless

Thankfully the staff in question was not me, but I was with my boss when he saw my colleague sneaking in. His reaction was classic to say the least. He let out a guttural "huh", looked at his watch, looked at her and looked at his watch again to be sure. Pure shock registered on his face and all he could say was "You overslept?", almost spluttering the words out.

That was of course nothing, cos ten minutes later, she sneaked downstairs for breakfast. Her courage puts VietCong warriors to shame methinks.

To top it off, she tells me she is grossly underpaid.

I shall kindly refrain from commenting on that.