Pointless rants

Why can't I be psychic? Okay for starters maybe I suddenly completely forgot how to spell it. This is so embarassing, somehow it just slipped me by totally.

Anyway, if I am am Professor X I could.....

1) Know what my clients are thinking and come out tops in rates negotiations
2) Extract the truth from all sources rather than second guessing and analyzing every word and facial expression
3) Project my thoughts into someone's mind so I do not have to agonize over how to express myself or if I should at all

Sigh...................