Some laws that should be passed

Even as there are some unappreciative people who complain that the government passes too many restrictive laws, I think there are some that somehow was missed by the radar.

1) There should be a law restricting the size of dogs that Singaporeans are allowed to keep. Nothing over the size of a Jack Russell (which incidentally is a combination of the names of my two best friends but i digress) should suffice in our tiny little country. Why in blue hell should people keep such huge monstrosities to scare their neighbours? I kid you not, I am not exactly bite size but I imagine I must look that way to some of these beings. What do their owners feed them?

2) There should be a law prohibiting people from making up their own names. It's all nice to be desire uniqueness and all that but why on earth would people want to call themselves some names that are plainly abominations. I would like to give examples but considering some of them are second degree friends, I decided to merely generalize. It's just completely beyond me why some people think it is cute to combine two common names and suddenly voila, they are unique. Its Oriental, Bohemian, Indie, Avant-garde, New age, Gothic or OBIANG for short.

3) There should be some statute in the employment act preventing employers from surrounding their poor employees like me with bimbos and bitches. And on top of that, pyschiatric treatment is not covered by medical policy or general insurance. One word: tragic.

4) There should be a law against bad wanton mee. Do you know how miserable it is to have a bad day at work and when you seek solace from your only pleasure between 9 to 6 each day..... You don't. How do these people live with themselves? If you can't cook wanton mee, don't. How can you raise my hopes only to dash it so cruelly.

5) There should be a law against car park attendants targeting specific vehicles. Okay, actually I can't really argue this.